Recent content by HaussVonHorne

Valve fans.

Citizen Kane. However, the modern retelling of essentially the same plot is my favorite film, 'There Will Be Blood.'

Get in bed with Garcia "Fucking" Hotspur? Yes, yes I will~

Maybe if he made better games they wouldn't get poorly reviewed. :L Peter is the king of broken promises, and NO Fable game has ever lived up to the hype of things he claimed would be in Fable 1, because he is a liar.

Shitty "Friendly" A.I. Nothing ruins a game more than bad A.I. that's supposed to help you and only fucks you over. BRINK being the puke encrusted, poopoo crown-wearing lord of this problem.

Super Mario World (SNES) Chrono Trigger (SNES) The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask (N64) Killer7 (PS2) Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare (Xbox 360)

It was relevant and powerful at the time of it's release. Then it became a "classic" and the rest is history. Personally I can't watch it. It's godawful boring and slow. I get that it's about power and blah blah. Don't care. If you want the same story but in color with a better cast go...

Government shuts down your internet. Shut down your government.

I haven't read a book in... a long time. I mostly watch films and documentaries. And if people are incorrectly complaining about video games "making kids fat" maybe they should do something just as illogical to fix it. Like make outside air conditioned and not full of terrible insects...

I, like EVERYONE else, would have sex with myself.

First of all, that Pet thing game looks fucking awesome even if it is just kiddie-grade novelty crap. Second, you might want a different color scheme from the Red & Black. You look like a Neo-Nazi or an apocalypse proclaiming cult leader. This has nothing to do with you personally or the...

Homefront plays like a half-speed Call of Duty. It feels like to me that you're ALWAYS in a cut scene and the game is scripted to the point of being nonsensical. Players are given basically no freedom on how to complete objectives or much of anything other than what cookie-cutter gun to pick up...

I have mixed feelings. I think a redesign is much better than a whiny, annoying clone (Nero). However, I don't even consider this canon for the series unless they do some really great storytelling. But even I, a fan of the games since the first one, will admit the storytelling of the games...

One of the most overrated bands of recent comes from the past...more like history...ancient history. Metallica sucked when they were 'heavy' and new with mediocre sound and themes, and they suck now with FAIL sound and pathetic themes. Maybe they could've salvaged some dignity if they'd all died...

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