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when i was 3 i thought it would be a good idea to jump of my toilet (i was SMALL) with my tounge out... i smashed my jaw so it closed down on my tounge almost at the speed of sound and it chopped my tounge clear off the blood man holy shit then i passed out when i woke up i had so much ice cream...

OK I WIN,i win physically i was playing resident evil 4 on the computer so i could use cheats cause i suck at it i started to lean back in my chair during a cutseen all of a sudden this dick through a knife at me i jumped out of my chair in a sort but instead fell backwards and in the game i...

OK I WIN,i win physically i was playing resident evil 4 on the computer so i could use cheats cause i suck at it i started to lean back in my chair during a cutseen all of a sudden this dick through a knife at me i jumped out of my chair in a sort but instead fell backwards and in the game i...