Recent content by hayaki

I agree (with everything but the bit on Storm). I'm getting a bit tired of geekboys who's head bob up and down with every perfectly-rendered flex of Laura Croft's giant boobs turning around and making snarky comments about fangirls (or gayfanboys) who demand the man-meat. C'mon. We all...

Oh, totally. That movie was so bad. But it was funny...although a theater full of people laughing hysterically when a meat-less ribcage splats into the ground after the 'epic' fight scene wasn't probably what they were looking for.

(not that this has ever been a problem for me, lesigh...) I think that cheating is wrong. Superban. But kicking a person out cause they can beat you, not really fair... But I understand your meaning. Getting fragged three seconds after I spawn...over and over and over again...sort of...

...This man needs mental help. Quickly. As for the whole debate...I agree with the majority of you. It's lame. Get over it. So what? System exclusitivity (did I spell that right?) has always kind of pissed me off, actually. So kudos to Square for the decision. Not that it makes a huge...

Unfortunately, not all that true. I know that kids freak out and scream, but it's a basic issue. Parents SHOULD be protecting their children. The vast majority of R rated games are really and actually fine. A ten year old should be able to play them and not care. HOWEVER there are R rated...

AI companions are nothing more than the developers forcing gameplay (hah). With some it's romantic tension (usually notably ABSENT), with others it's forcing strategic puzzle solving (how DO you get the retarded crossbreeding of a monkey and a fart sack alive through this hallway full of...

I'd love to see the Discworld Books by Terry Pratchett. (They made a couple films, but uhm...low budget British indie films, more or less. Not that they were bad, but I'd love to see Death done with a bigger budget.) And Expendable by James James Alan Gardener would be an awsome sci fi film...

I hate that JT was behind the law, because we all know he's a giant but it's not a bad idea. Kids under 18 shouldn't play things like Hitman. Sorry. The problem is that 9 times out of 10 a parent will buy the game without bothering to look at it...I was working as a clerk at a big retail...

This is either the single most stupid thing I've ever seen...or the single most genius thing I've ever seen. I suppose we'll find out in the long run. (And for the record, I hate ingame ads, but like so many things of late, I think we're not going to get away from them now that they're here.)

Uhm. Yes, he's a great guy who we all adore (right?) but an einstein? Not sure the stretch is that good. That's like labeling the guy who pulled your kitten out of a tree a hero. I mean...c'mon guys. Let's have some persepective here.

I be fanboy. Honestly, I'd love to see it redone. The graphics were just...bad, even for the time, but the cutscenes were great (for the time...) I know a lot of people are against it, but hey. My thoughts are these: 1) It wouldn't hurt anyone who didn't want to buy it, right? 2)...

I agree completely with Yahtzee's gripe about the controls on the Wiimote. Seriously. I share your dream of an attachment that makes it work like it's supposed to...-sigh- And I agree with everything about the second trilogy. My god, it was...so bad. The ONLY part of it I liked was at the...

Monkey Island...hehheheheh. Murray the skull: I shall put your head on a pike and Stride through the gates of hell... "Stride?" "...ROLL! I will ROLL through the gates of hell! Must you take the fun out of EVERYTHING?"

my favorite was when I was working at [name withheld-a major department store] and this lady came up to ask me where she could check out. I was standing in front of the register. Under a giant sign that said, CHECKOUT. Happened more than once. People are rude too... OH! Yeah...

Sorry to double post, but I just thought of a more recent one that made me laugh: Army of Two: "How did I ever open doors without you, man?" (Expansion, I think the alternate ending mission)