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    The Customer Is Always Wrong

    Especially the part where he threatens to rape and kill the black girl. Did I mention she was black? Because her black ass needed to be threatened with black rape and death. That was so awesome and not at all worthy of being fired over.
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    The Customer Is Always Wrong

    What's even more epic is that there is no such drink as an orange mocha frappuccino except in the movie Zoolander. Which means that the story's more than a little bit made up. Also, "It's America, speak American" is the dumbest fucking thing a human being can say short of, "I'm an Objectivist."
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    The Customer Is Always Wrong

    Wouldn't this be avoided by, you know, having the soups posted somewhere on the drive-up board, or at the register or, well, anywhere? It's stupid to blame the customer when they're ordering blindly and the store's set up so incompetently that you as the clerk apparently have to navigate...