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    Jimquisition: Steam Needs Quality Control

    All I see on Greenlight is someone's project that was coded in a day and looks like a pile of garbage. There are SOME exceptions (Ikaruga).
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    Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

    An otaku.
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    The Improvement Game.

    By adding more nukes! How do you improve Scribblenauts?
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    the ^ < V game

    ^ What? < Wears a gasmask while playing TF2 v Eating Seaweed
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    Finish the sentence...

    ...a dog which...
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    Recent studies

    Recent studies show that recent studies are not recent.
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    Poll: CoD Dog vs Giant Enemy Crab

    Giant Enemy Crab wins since he can attack For Massive Damage. (Type in either one of those in any Scribblenauts games and you get Giant Enemy Crab) (Also, do you think that in the next Scribblenauts game, you can summon the CoD Dog?)
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    The worst and most pointless weapon in any game.

    The stick from KH: 358/2 Extremely useless, that is all.
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    Fun and challenging platformers

    I am surprised that nobody has said this: NES: Battle Kid: Fortress of Peril and Battle Kid 2: Mountain of Torment
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    Use the last letter

    Excavate
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    Give the user above you a humorous execution

    Death by microscopic fire ants wielding giant zweihanders.
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    Negativity: A game for pessimists.

    It smells and it tastes bad. Did I mention there might be mold on it? Computers.
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    Change one word in the above sentence.

    Robots Pursued by Dildos on Giant Sentient Dongs
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    Shuhei Yoshida announces DRM on PS VITA through tweet

    Is this going to be the final nail in the coffin for the Vita? News at 11!
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    This or That

    Sandals. SNES or Genesis? (inb4 flame war)