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    How did you lose your gaming virginity?

    Sonic the Hedgehog, with the Sega Game Gear, though I was younger still, and didn't understand what I was doing half the time. When I truly began to learn and play, it was on the N64 with a mix of Mario Kart, Super Mario 64, and Duke Nukem 64. Man DN was scary... **edit** 4 for the Game gear...
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    The best offline multiplayer game of all-time is...?

    Time-splitters: Future Perfect for best offline multiplayer. The array of fun to down-right disturbing characters, mixed with a fun array of weapons, and dashed with various game types made it one of my most cherished games from childhood. The original Conkers Bad Fur Day multiplayer was also...
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    Games that made you Cry

    Easily the moments in The Darkness, one where Jenny dies, and after killing Uncle Pauly. Those both made my eyes tear up. Especially Uncle' Pauly's "theme song".
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    Best video game one liners of all time

    "I'm no hero. Never was, never will be" ~ Old Snake MGS4 All of Greg the grimm reaper's lines from Conker's Bad fur Day. i.e. "Strange? It's the best bloody deal you're going to get, you little prick! Right! That's it! Piss off! I've got some cats to see! Bloody things... I hate those bloody...
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    The weapon you couldn't do without

    the ripper from UT. Who doesn't like saw blades that you can bounce around corners? And if you want to get overpowered, the Ion painter.
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    Funniest Line in a Song?

    "My bloodthirst cannot be quenched, so I brained him with my wrench" ~spy sappin mah sandwich
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    Favorite quote from anything.

    I'm no hero. Never was, never will be. ~Old Snake
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    Most Distuuuurbing enemy

    the little ghost/spirits of little girls that attack you in Prey, and any boss from clive Barker's Jericho.
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    Your most surprising Fallout 3 moment

    Most surprising: The mission in The Underworld where you need to assassinate the owner of the Hotel (or inn) that is also inside the Underworld. It needs to be taken care of "quietly", so a stealth kill is in order. Needless to say, I learned that sledgehammers are the perfect assassination...
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    Greatest Song in a Game

    Goodbye Uncle Pauly, in The Darkness. That is one of the most emotional songs in a video game track.
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    Flash games so bloody impressive you've imagined a console version

    Sonny and Sonny 2, easily. For flash, it has incredible graphics, and the game play is fun and interesting. Plus, it actually has a legitimate story.
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    The Saddest Moment In A Game

    Two parts from The Darkness. When Jackie is forced to watch his girlfriend Jenny killed, and she never truly understood why. Then Jackie just... gives up and deep throats the same gun used to kill his love. And at the end, after Paulie begs for his life, and Jackie kills him. The Darkness...
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    The Saddest Song You Have Ever Heard?

    "Yet Another Day", by Armin van Buuren http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erQb1K2ZZ5E&feature=PlayList&p=BBEC624AC6289914&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=43 A bit quiet, this one, so you might need to turn up your speakers a bit.
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    What Character in Games can you most relate to?

    Heavy from TF2, because everyone is after my Sandvich, and I have to bellow at times (all the time) to get things going.
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    Badasses

    There can be only one: Duke Nukem