Recent content by Heytred

Of all the shows on the Escapist this is the one that they aren't renewing or are letting go? Really? I'm not sure I understand the logic in that, but then again great shows like Futurama and Firefly were canceled and then came back later with something awesome. I hope it all works out for UR...

And he didn't even know it.

An army of Penguin Ninja Assault Troopers.

The obligatory,"Hell, I'm a fan of all seven."

SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS! I guess they cured the brain slug infestation over at FOX...well at least partially. Sham-pag-nee-ah and snoo-snoo for everyone!!! Party in my Lovenasium for all Leela's, bring your own velour.

'Cause I iz da Big Boss and I sez dat da Humies need ta getz kick'd. So ya buncha filthy maggotz itz WWWAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Or beer, one or the other.

I too, once wanted to do something radical and edgy. Thank god I got over my angsty "I'm rebelling against the world!" phase.

Lets see then, lets run down the list. -Giant robots, no the Japanese are working on that. -Enforced Labor camps, Chinese have that covered. -Bombing innocents...pretty global. -Military coup, too central America. -Encouraging mistrust and hatred toward those that are different, nope, every...

Actually, this is a really EEVVIIILLL idea, it would probably cause another ice age.

Aww, come on are you telling me someone else stole that idea from me too? Alright, how about I release vast amounts of pollutants into the air over time. As these pollutants build up, not only would respiratory diseases increase but they would in fact trap solar radiation, like a...

I think we have to define Evil and Stupid. I think these concepts are both very personal and highly variable. Therefore if we were to get a meaning that everyone could agree with Evil would be someone who interferes negatively or obstructs your plans, life or goals. Stupid would be anyone who...

Ok, first I would set up a puppet leader and have that leader suck up to the unintelligent, insecure and disenfranchised populous. They would say, "Hey, now there's a leader I could have a beer with." Then I would set up a group to focus the idiot population's insecurity and hatred on, a group...

He's going to feel pretty butt hurt when the feds throw his dumb ass in with Bubba at Sing-Sing or Levinworth.

The Canadian Gov't has denied all involvement with those shows and has apologized on several occasions, so you can't blame us. The world has never heard one word of apology from the US for all the Reality TV that has been inflicted on us throughout the years. Mark Burnett deserves to be tried...

Unfortunately, this is true, even though we're nice guys some jerky country with low self esteem and a large nuclear arsenal will be jealous of our overt awesomeness and they'll be like "F.U. Canada with your pristine wilderness and your rugged good looks! You always get all the hot girls."...