Recent content by High Plains Drifter

God gave Gordon great genius Gordon got great gumption Gordon greatly gashed geezerly gentlemen Gordon got grabbed He was no longer a free man Yeah. In case you didn't get it, the gist of that poem is that Gordon Freeman beats up old people and is arrested.

Goddammit. Life is not fair; nor is death, so far as I can tell. A car accident. A bloody car accident. What do you call that, eh? What do you call that... My sympathies, friend. I never knew her, but she certainly seems lovely. A young life cut tragically short; all too common. Tis a sad...