Recent content by Hijax

Recommended Videos
  1. Hijax

    Non-Violent Game Idea: Puppies in Hell

    Actually, IIRC, the christmas three concept was tacked on way after Constantine's time.
  2. Hijax

    Kim Possible Taught Me What A Game Is

    Liked this article. I don't know if I would necessarily agree that a game is just "something you play" (depending on the definition of play), and whether a strict logical definition of "game" is even feasible. A win condition, i would agree, is not necessary. But i think you're wrong to say that...
  3. Hijax

    Let's All Watch The Batman Trailer

    Actually, it seems that the movie actually starts with Bruce Wayne in recovery from having his spine broken once, so i don't see how getting shot will be a guarantee that he stays down.
  4. Hijax

    Behold the Skyrim Online Mod

    Skyrim as an MMO is a terribad idea. Skyrim as a co-op game, played with a good friend, however, could work very well. Although i am a little bit hazy on the details of friends completing quests in your game
  5. Hijax

    A possible conflict between Daedra?

    Because they give you shiny, unique armor, while all hermaeus gives you is a bunch of skill levels that can easily be gained elsewhere.
  6. Hijax

    Your Avatar is your face

    My head is now Vault Boy doing science. Well, shit.
  7. Hijax

    So, you wake up as a Dovahkiin...

    FUS RO DAH!
  8. Hijax

    Mysterious planet-sized object spotted near mercury

    That's no moon...
  9. Hijax

    Most memorable opening line in a game

    "You've made your last delivery, kid. Sorry you got twisted up in this scene. From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck. But, truth is...the game was rigged from the start." BLAM.
  10. Hijax

    Creepy Skyrim Serial Killer Keeps Heads on Shelves

    "Kill just one person, you can solve so many problems. I wonder at the possibilities." Because every child in the game is a little shit, and we have no way to get back at the brats constantly harassing us. This is simply the easiest way to get that.
  11. Hijax

    Extra Punctuation: What Is the Matter with You People?

    The reason why i want to murder skyrim(and fallout 3/new vegas)'s children is this: A: I don't think of these characters as people. The characters have improved in skyrim, but they still suck, and for me, they're walking quest dispensers/pawnshops. B: Most of the children in skyrim are FUCKING...
  12. Hijax

    Take Every Book in Skyrim with You

    it's pretty easy to tell skill books from normal ones, as skill books have a vastly bigger value
  13. Hijax

    Mass Effect 3 Story Leaked, BioWare Accepting Feedback

    I saw all the comments that the story was shit, decised to see for myself. Less than 100 lines in, it's obvious that having it spoiled won't be a problem at all. Bioware, get your act together.
  14. Hijax

    Talk To Cave Johnson For Only $40

    When low on battery, it turn's into Glados' voice
  15. Hijax

    Critical Miss: Therapy

    It scares me that i can.