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    How well do you know the Escapist above you?

    I have never seen this maniac that I totally don't hang out with at least twice a week.
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    No you stupid Hollywood person, its wrong.

    Don't know if anyone's said this yet, only read the first two pages. But phasing out is something that irks me in every sci-fi show. Really now Hollywood? You don't think that if you could walk through any object you would also be pulled down by earths gravity, through the floor? If they...
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    Y U NO HAV THREAD ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS, ESCAPIST?!

    Do what these other people tell you. I was in almost exactly the same position (girl interested in someone, no idea who), what I did was just ask her out to the cinema, a very shy and transparent move, but it got me the results I wanted. Unfortunately I didn't get her, as I was not the one...
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    Blatant Lies

    Red Onion and Sourcream is the tastiest crisps flavour I have ever tasted.
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    Vote for Me!

    Vote for me and I shall prevent JLML from ever returning to the Escapist!
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    This or That

    Thor. Because Vikings. Onion or The Onion?
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    How is that related?

    Drugs. (Purple haze)
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    Versus game

    Swords. One might argue daggers are easier to conseal. However, through the cunning use of quantum science one might hide it from plane sight anyways! Zee or The?
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    Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

    Granted, however, the provider thought you said Swiss Cheese. So now you have some very old cheese that somehow tastes like chocolate, but is covered with knives. I wish JLML would get out of my appartment.
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    Blatant Lies

    I'm the oldest user on this forum!
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    if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

    FORCE HIM TO WATCH KENO FOR A FULL 24 HOURS.
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    The person above me secretly wishes for....

    To become a pineapple.
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    The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins!

    But we need to feast in the honour of something!
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    How well do you know the Escapist above you?

    I know that he spreads wild rumors of meme lying.
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    The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins!

    Let's feast in its glory!