Recent content by homerun

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" Always a classic.

I could list a hundred reasons why Final Fantasy 12 almost bored me to death. Instead, I will list just one: Because it sucked. From what I could gather from the mess of what Squenix called a story, some political bullshit caused some other crap and a princess was on the run, but you never...

Guns n' Roses - Chinese Democracy. Oh, wait... Probably the perpetual delay of Spore. I don't even really want to play it anymore, to be honest. I was really excited back in, what, 2005? Three years later, its almost out. It wouldn't surprise me if it was pushed into 2009, although...

There are a ton of games that everyone and their mother are in love with that I just never really got into. Halo was a big one. Beat the first one and deemed it "decent", the second one was "alright", and I didn't give enough of a shit to play the third. It lost its novelty a long time ago...