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Mine would have to be Boogerman for the SNES. Seriously, could there be a more obscure or genius game than one about a superhero that kills goblins with bodily substances and collects toilet plungers to create a tower at the end of the level big enough to reach the goodies? Did I mention that...

Everyone has that favorite easteregg, or favorite line, or even a favorite game that goes unnoticed by most. What's yours?

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I usually say random things like "GET ON BOARD DAH COLE TRAIN, BABY!" and "RAGGLE FRAGGLE!"

I sure as fuck wouldn't buy my kid an iPod when I can spend less on something that occupies them more. I've given up on battling technology with my kids. Throw them a Wii and a couple controllers, and watch them chew on each others throats on a game. It brings them together, whereas the iPod...

That big 18 is probably covering a nice big juicy set of Asian man-tits. You just know it.

I've played the damn game and beat it so many times, I've lost interest. Free DLC might spice it up a bit, but I doubt that there are too many more hours left for me on that series.

I did the 10 day trial of WoW. I experienced all there was to experience, as far as I am concerned. I agree with megapenguinx, that you should only pay for a game once. Hell, I still play Diablo 2- that's close enough to MMO for me. I personally think that for 15 bucks a month can be spent in...

Well, for God's sake they don't fucking sparkle. They are genetically addicted to humaglobin (hope I spelled that right) and don't ingest it, rather tranferring it to a totally separate organ because they can't produce enough of it themselves. They have their teeth, generally pale skin due to...

I was also thinking about a MMO like Drug Lord, where there were police, corporations and small time gangs and thugs all pitted against each other in a gigantic set of major cities. While the law would have a huge advantage of unending backup, or federal funding and equipment, everyone else...

I want to see an FPS that takes you through BT in depth (with minigames to decide your stats?) and plunges you into a Call of Duty quality SWAT scenario that allows you to FREELY use your own logistics to set up the entire operation. It would let you use an RTS mode for the initial response to...

I think that there are easier ways to bring new dynamics into rewarding forum junkies than installing a system that puts emphasis on currency. I agree that credit whores would be an issue. How about just an addition to the badge system that sets up a teeter-totter effect? Like say for example if...

I'd have to say that Frank Miller has to REALLY work the pole for me to watch his shit again. I would rather eat my own ass than watch anything less than Sin City quality from this man ever again. M. Night Shyamalan used to be on my shit list, but pulled his ruddy arse back up out of the...

I totally shat myself when I saw the Eragon trailer. I couldn't believe how thoroughly they could butcher such a good book with just the trailer. Then I saw the movie and when I demanded my money back, I got it back. And spent it on candy. Best switch-a-roo ever... it almost made me feel better...

He tried to give Hellraiser a BJ. The new SonicCare toothbrush now with REALLY stiff bristles moving at 250 times the speed of sound! Warning: do not leave children unattended. Heath Ledger was trying to swallow a sword to impress his friends who were snorting about a half gram less than...