Recent content by HyperionToASatyr

YESSSSS, I love this.

Bless this fucking OP. Never give up, Ert. The sexist/misogynistic horseshit in this fandom is on its way out thanks to people like you.

Man, this makes me wish I was a more frequent poster on the boards here. I always see thread titles and smile a little, joyous smile. Like OP, I have really severe clinical depression, and I've begun to toe-dip into CBT only recently. One thing I find helpful is reminding myself that I got...

Can't do torture porn to save my life. I'm not one of those holier-than-thou crusader type people, but there's something that almost moves me to disturbed tears about a movie whose entire animating philosophy is, for instance, "hey, here's a pregnant woman begging for her and her baby's life...

There's nothing in the trailer to prove, empirically, that this is a victorian steampunk Souls game with sick, awesomely dark aesthetics. That said, I still have a massive erection and cannot stop watching that trailer.

Because Chad Kroeger is a massive saltwater douche?

Always. Similarly, my father taught me it was just common etiquette to do so, and it's been drilled into me ever since.

Or a Bethesda-style open-world RPG set in the Mass Effect universe.

Pretty much any Deus Ex game.

Suddenly, L.A. Noire is a knockout hit! Your argument is invalid, Cage! Seriously, though, the guys at Quantic Dream need to stop bitching about how the game world didn't look at their interesting-but-flawed art project and say it was a gift from God. They're not doing themselves any favors...

Loved this game to death. And while, like many people, I wished there had been a bit more to the endings, I didn't mind them so much. The way they were, there's no direct conflict with canon and each one neatly sums up the philosophical conceits of the game's factions. Anyway, this was a REALLY...

Does it bleed? If so, then you can kill it.

Not funny, not even a little bit. Simply observing current movie and pop culture currents and packing them into your referential April Fool's video does not comedy make. I'm disappointed, MB.

...Yeah, that's gonna be awkward.

...Didn't see that one coming.