Recent content by iamthe1

Sorry people, but American Dad is a vastly superior television show and a FAR superior comedy. Deal with it.

I have me own quiz: "Do you like to throw puppies off of rooftops?" "Do you like to sodomize grapefruits in front of the mirror?" "Do you think that the government/aliens have implanted sex-monitoring chips in your butt?" "If you answered 'no' to the previous questions, would you like them...

Holy shit! Impressed that you not only knew about this show, but also enjoyed it! Kudos! Though it really kinda did get shitty towards the end... But a reboot would be tits! But as far as alien races go, I like the "Martian" in Charles Robert Wilson's "Spin." If you've ne'er read it, then do...

There are at least three empty liquor bottles within reach. Oh, and my undeniable manly charm.

UUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH............ get the fuck over it, dude. Seriously? This is the most mind-fuckingly stupid thing I have ever read on this site. I think I just shat myself reading that. How does this have 393 replies?

It's an old cheat code from Unreal Tournament when we used to play during class in high school. Ah, the memories!

Eh, the only reason we don't eat people is 'cause it tastes lousy.

I really, really wanna say "Xenocide," but I'm afraid that means that I hate gay people. And I don't. I love gay people!

I'm a goon. Would you rather eat a baby or eat a puppy?

My penis bites me in the leg. And I'm like "What the fuck, penis?!" And my penis is like "What now, *****?"

It depends on how messy the bowel movement was. If it's bad enough, you gotta stand to get it all.

I'm a saaaaaaaad ninja.

The only remarkable fact about me is that I'm completely unremarkable. Does that make me a ninja? I think it does...

So Obsidian makes awesome games that are only awesome because they are sequels to Bioware games, but still manage to fuck it up at the end. And then they make Alpha Protocol... Sorry for the digression. Worst game ending ever... I keep thinking of Advent Rising, if anyone remembers that game...

Either way, it comes down to you: If it's mandatory, then it shouldn't be. Seriously, it sounds borderline illegal via separation of church and state. Your teacher should not have arranged this excursion if participation in a religious ceremony is required, more so if it will affect your...