Recent content by Ibbathon

I'm not going to suffer any real-world consequences, I'm virtually untraceable, I would be doing nothing illegal (to my knowledge; correct me if I'm wrong), and I have the curiosity of a child. Poking a group of observant bears is the most interesting situation I could possibly find. I'm not...

Oh. Darn. That's nowhere near as amusing. Thank you for the notice though.

Less than a minute after posting, the post gets flagged with a warning. Such vigilant moderators! I'm tempted to try some experiments, to see if the warning process is partially automated. But that's probably getting too close to site-trolling. I'm not a troll. I just like poking bears.

Superman in a brawler is either boring or inaccurate. But what if we copied (and heavily modified) the gameplay of Shadow of the Colossus? Superman vs. Kaiju, anyone? No grip gauge, no reason to reduce Superman's power level, some tactical combat through ordering around your super-buddies...

I'm glad Yahtzee's back to these kinds of articles. I still don't think he needs the joking bits at the end, though. It kinda detracts from the whole. Also, to hell with pictures, five words are worth a thousand words!

Where are you buying your computers?! I built my most recent one (which can run Far Cry 3 at max quality flawlessly) for ~700$ (which Google says is about 460£). I fully expect it to last me through most of this new generation of console technology. Also, get some anti-virus and stop visiting...

There have been plenty of games which made me cry or frightened me. Some even made me angry and vengeful. But none of them have ever managed to make me not want to play the quest chain again, with one exception: Oblivion, The Dark Brotherhood quest chain. [Spoilers] After being initiated...