Recent content by ihitterdal

I wish that they would make a Gunslinger Girl side-story game that worked a bit like Rainbow Six, with tactics being of massive importance. However, for reasons that should be pretty obvious, it'd be hard to release without massive amounts of controversy.

Actually, I want both of the mentioned innovations (cyberspace and fruit controllers). The first for immersion, the second because I'm too lazy to get off my ass and pick up my own food (not kidding).

Pepsi's very meh. Anyway, the review isn't one for the ages, but it's still a pretty good one.

The console wars, if they count. If not, the Wii graphics glitches (anyone else get the black lines? If not, this doesn't count) and the E74 error on the 360.

If only 3D Realms made THIS instead of the screenshots, I'd bow before them.

Most of the time, no. Seriously, I'm a teenager who watches Gantz. Granted, I'm a misanthrope, so maybe that's why blowing innocent civilians' heads off in Fallout 3 doesn't affect me.

Final Fantasy 10. The other FF games were tolerable. But then came the one with turn-based combat to screw everything up. Also, if you hate JRPGs, at least try out the demo for Tales of Vesperia. It's not too original, but the battle system works a bit like a fighting game, and it's better...

Honestly, I thought Adventure 2 was at least decent, with cute blobs to distract from the problems. The treasure hunting missions sucked horribly, however. And I'll believe this review because if Shadow was below average, what will the next ton of them bring? Nothing good.

The demo level in Mega Man 9. So. Freaking. Cheap. I'm not even kidding when I say that enemies will pop up out of holes and knock you down them after you killed the last one.

I agree with the start: I hate those people, too. They're all over the place and don't have any idea of why the first games were good: they were FUN. They weren't made as graphic behemoths, but something fun where you filled in the blanks with your imagination. That wasn't that bad, but now...

This review, as always, was fucking hilarious. But there was one thing I noticed: the reference to AS. I found it funny, but it fit more into ADD/ADHD. Anyways, I agree: games with too much story and not enough game just get boring within an hour or less.