Recent content by invaderwater

I'm English so I must love tea, have terrible teeth (first is true, second is thankfully false), my accent shall either be a cockney or upper class, we all obviously live in London eating crumpets with the queen sharing our stuck up views and dry sense of humour showing of our detailed and wide...

My best friend, I liked her for a while and was in denial for about 2 months, eventually told her and she well... screamed. I freaked and walked off and we didn't talk for a day or so, she told me she wasn't into other girls and has no feelings for me, in return I told her I wasn't looking for a...