Recent content by ionpulse2

Good job American Justice System - you've just successfully created yet another criminal for the rest of us to deal with. If you're not in the know, let me tell you what I mean. The US Justice System is awful. It is gut-wrenchingly awful - and not just because it doesn't work, but because of...

Sir Doctor Arthur MacGreanshire III. That is all.

Oh God, this can't be real - this has to be an April Fool's joke. Please, please tell me this is just a horrifying April Fool's joke - I don't think the world can handle shit of this magnitude.

Now, the focus here should not be on protecting Youtube from all international copyright laws - the focus should be on protecting its users from them. Allow me to explain: A few posts above me, someone mentioned a certain aspect of the law called Fair Use. This is an important term that...

Simple machines. Think about how useful a pulley could be. That, and how about some sloped blocks? That would make things easier. Also, scuba gear would be nice.

100% agreed mang.

Well, the officer is an idiot. We know that. But what does that help? I mean really - at this point there are enough people with enough ammunition to completely destroy videogames as we know them. Sure, it is the same with every generation - the older population dislikes and even downright...

I noticed a significant lack of the Mann family involved in this tournament. You'd think that 2 people who control every last scrap of land on the planet would be into that sort of thing. I guess they're satisfied with throwing mercenaries at each other.

If you want good strategy games, play the following: -Starcraft -Command and Conquer -Command and Conquer Red Alert -Command and Conquer Tiberian Sun/Firestorm -Almost any Total War game -Empire Earth -Supreme Commander That should give you a good filling of strategy for a long...

After an epic battle between two opposing forces, with me and my ultimate nemesis leading them, with my side on its ropes, desperately struggling to survive, I decide to charge in straight ahead (all the while having "The Touch" playing in the background), killing the enemies that were in...

Remember, the Scottish are not to be associated with the Irish. The Irish were the ones that, when whiskey and beer were invented, lost all of it's intellectuals - the Scottish, being outside the immediate area of effect, simply ended up repurposing them to suit their new needs, namely weapons...

Americans: LEIBERMAN, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT CYBER 9/11's POWER LEVEL? Leiberman: ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The World: WHAT 9000!?

You've GOT to be shitting me. How can anyone be this stupid, I mean SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY, WHO THE FUCK CAN BE THIS FUCKING STUPID?! "OH WELL GEE THESE DARN KIDDIES ARE SWEARIN ALL OVER THE PLACE, GUESS WE GOTTA SET THOSE YOUNGSTERS IN THEIR PLACE! I KNOW! LET'S CHARGE THEM WHIPPERSNAPPERS...

Leiberman: I ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE INTERNETS! The World: THE WHOLE THING?!??! (EDIT: I'm sorry, I couldn't help it.)

The trouble with all of this is that they can't just shut down the US internet. Yes, the internet was developed in conjunction with the British and several other countries, however, there is still a signifigant amount of hardlines and communications systems that are used to connect what is...