Recent content by Ismix

SO true. These Sparkle-Shiny-Cutmyselfatnight-Vampires are pathetic. The kind of movie we need is a movie where there's a really strong vampire and said vampire completely and totally fucks up a major city. Then gets staked...somehow. But, unfortunately, Twilight and it's spawn have...

Fight Club. The movie and novel. "Stuffing feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!" From the mouth of Tyler Dyrdan, our lord and savior.

I call this one, "Shoot people and get your brother shot". Great idea, huh?

Makes sense. 18 for normal alcohal, 21 for hard liquor.

Dull edge of a machete. Just trust me on this.

With muffins for the innocent.

Your worst nightmare.

Being an American student, and being in Middle school not long ago, I have an answer: The current American Generation is insanely lazy. I'm proud of it, but others may not be.

Long story short- We men are masochists when it comes to hormones/love/females. We can't get enough. If a girl you like starts talking to you, etc. etc. then curb stomps your face, but a couple weeks later wants to get back together, the man will undoubtobly do so. We're just like that. And...

Okay. Let's say my room is the only one on the second floor, kay? They don't see me, I take the machete (Woodman's Pal) from under my bed, cut the first man's throat, then stab the curved end through his eye socket. Sneak downstairs, get to the medicine cabinet, take the dart blower (Yes, I...

Deaf crippled motorcyclist molests Nicaraguan dictator.

i'd give this game a 8-9. heheheh. love the online.

REAPER GRRRR

I'd head for the booze.

i feel bad.