Recent content by Issac Death

What we have here is failure to access enough pr0n. Quake II had original music, it was great to get all those tunes. You may not have liked them (in which case you really should be taken out and shot) but they fit the levels, it added to the game in this respect. Using other music not...

Nothing was edgy about my contribution. But look: the Bible made you say something silly. Now, what did I say about influence? :)

The Holy Bible. It's that book all the Christian churches recommend. Total rubbish but disturbing when you realize what influence it has on humanity.

I, being black, got natural rhythm and shit.

Bravo! And, I liked how you took a shot at Avatar, that movie is a racist crock of already-done, all they did was add special effects. Anyway, good work.

Too Frunk to Duck

Worst game of the decade is World of Warcraft. Its influence on big game makers and the general public will live on for many decades,too.

Parents have the right to complain, freedom of speech issue right there. Children (under 18 human beings) have the right to laugh and load the software anyway. New motto: Laugh and load.

Pong. Totally.

The working title for this new, revolutionary video game is Dick Eye, rated E for emo people.

-Insert new game title here- is a revolutionary MMORPG (Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game) that provides gamers with the best PVP to fight for glory in a world filled with -Insert any other bullshit claim here- ... -and here- Also, YouTube viewer comments are probably the ultimate...

This idea of yours is SO great that you should not have to work again, ever. If ever you did. You should be fully funded for life for as long as you live. It would not surprise me one bit if the Escapist mods were all nudging one another right now, saying how the OP has what it takes to become...

Think older, lonely women with money. Hook up with one and earn your pay the easy way. When she falls asleep around 11:00 PM ---she's old--- you drive off in the Ferrari she bought you, and hit the clubs. Play your cards right and you can afford a separate apartment to take care of club...

The ass-kicking. This decade is the decade during which America gets it ass kicked and becomes more or less a country running scared like all the rest.

2010 already sucks.