Recent content by ItaniKnight

I desperately dislike JRPGs. I won't ever say they're bad, because clearly they're doing *something* right, but I cannot stand them. Anything Square Enix touches becomes instant fail in my eyes, and although I have tried many times to play and enjoy them, it hasn't worked.

Disregard everything I just said, this is far more intelligent and much, much cooler.

We're not animals; we work above the "survival of the fittest" and change it to "survival of as many as possible plzthx". Of course this means a lot of complete retards make it through, but I for one would much rather have the eejits who sue McDonalds on a daily basis than have some kind of...

Last I heard, Microsoft and Sony had roughly the same projected lifespan for their consoles; ten years, give or take a few. In all honesty, either company would be mad to let the other release a console before them (giving them a massive market share; see the PS2) or after them (giving it better...

I'm just going to be honest here: I always play a good male *first*, until I get bored or finish the game when I then go through as a good male again (I *hate* playing evil characters), and then I finish it off by playing as a hawt chick with a serious aversion to clothing.

Lost Odyssey was amazing, purely because it is the only game to bore me senseless after just five minutes. I don't particularly like JRPGs anyway, but *damn*, that was some kind of record. Games bring out emotions, especially the, "wha - did they just do that? Oh my gosh, that's so -...

WIN. XD I'd have gone for "conscript them to your cause" if "conscript them" didn't sound like saying, "Right, now you've lost, get over here and help me ye git," rather than," Woo, I won, now stop being evil and BE MAH FREND"

But wait! We can't go down both paths (sure, include a third option, but only pansies go grey) one after the other? Despicable! Also, singing rocks for the win.

Quoted for truth. What else is funny is that half the people here say the review is bad, but most of them agree with Yahtzee about the game's quality, so... If Yahtzee were alive during the reign of the British Empire, I have no doubt that he would have made the same comment in reverse...

They're damn right to be scared of us, we could kick their arses if we wanted to. They tell us our exams are getting easier because we're getting smarter and they can't take it; they tell us we're murderers because we're getting stronger and they can't handle it. Hell, they'll probably start...

The newest post (Sept. 11, 2008) is almost direct proof that this isn't serious. Either that, or someone rickrolled the Bible. From this we learn that Christians are capable of humour and not all of us are Bible-bashing psychopaths.

That sounds like whoever wrote the warning was making exactly the kind of joke I'd make ^^ The whole lawsuit thing is brilliant, though; these people are basically being paid to be stupid, and the best part is that the world knows it. How many of these cases stay unknown? The world hears...

Funnily enough, I was going to nominate Gordon Freeman for Best Actor. [This joke is hilarious, by the way.] Bioware games have a tendency toward "awesome" when it comes to characters, too - I'm not always sure about the animation (especially in their older games; KotOR involved walking...

I find Facebook to be mildly useful to contact people who refuse to use MSN. Oh wait, that's me. Well, I recommend Facebook because MySpace is the biggest competitor (Bebo is a bit smaller in my eyes; if I'm wrong, tell me) and MySpace is something I'd avoid like the plague even if people...

Has anyone else noticed that the entire Halo series has ended incredibly abruptly? I mean, in the first game, you escape, you have moral issues, then it ends. The second game - well, we all know that story. And now, in keeping with tradition, Halo 3 simply doesn't have an "ending" as such; it...