Recent content by Izlude_Magnus

I'm a cheap hitman I'd kill for about twenty American dollars.

Oh I'd buy it

I don't know how you pull off DJ Hero but hey it could be good for those that want to get away from rock, but on the other hand Activision is milking their still quite new franchise for everything it's worth. At least it's not Keyboard Hero... Wait they're making that too?! Damn it's gonna be...

Not real. In fact I burned a DVD of An Inconvenient Lie Truth. Just to piss off some hippies, but unfortunately they don't know. In fact most competent scientists say we are in a global cooling phase. P.S. And by burned I mean set on fire.

The voice acting in the very first Resident Evil.

I happened upon a hockey mask and, needless to say, I was possessed by the soul of Jason Voorhees. I've been killing sluts ever since. In reality, I used to pick up various different rocks from my drive-way.

He's getting right on that and apologises for any inconvenience.

Why would I call Satan when he's sitting next to me?

Stupid people... wait that's not fear that's hate. Then what do I fear... I'll get back to you on that.