Recent content by jack_hectic

Portal. yeah, its short and i may get sick of it, but i never beat anything but the main story. i would keep it not only for the challenge levels though, but also because im not sure anyone else will be keeping it- and someone needs to hold on to the mona lisa of games for the next generation!

wait wait wait, wheres that research? i thought that tobacco is much worse because of hotter smoke and more chemical carcinogens. i heard that tobacco is a cancer hazard, but if grass alone has a much lower risk. BUT, in that same study it is noted that someone who smokes both has a higher risk...

i guess i am taking the European view on this "issue." in public, i do look away from bare-breasts in general, simply for the courtesy; in this land, the "proud patriotic," "morally upstanding," "deeply faithful," and "tremendously thick" are still organized and (somehow) esteemed enough to...

i don't think you are such a terrible person. most people cannot tolerate those who disagree. it is a means of (re)enforcing their reality tunnel. that being said, i think it is an awful pity that it happens around you so often that it affects your public dining experience, and an awful pity...

ive been seeing more and more hype every day about portal 2, increasing exponentially. that concerns me. as our enlightened leader Yahtzee once suggested, the more hype builds up towards a game, the more we should be suspicious. i wasnt very deep in the game community until portal came out...

Ah, Bob. I see what you did there.

im already on board; im never having children

im already on board; im never having children

why? because its time to discourage this generation's reproduction in favor of curbing the population boom. collective unconscious behavior to protect the human species over time.

*sigh* if only that impressed me. im sad now. wont keep watching it.

i hope yahtzee reviews this game and destroys it. im getting sick of every time i try to watch something here, i get their ad first. im starting to hear it in my head "make no mistake... war is coming... " and now this review that touts it as the golden calf. i hope yahtzee goes old...

why haven't any of you artless f*cks said PORTAL yet? which part? pretty much the whole f*cking game! but most of all the second half, after the final "puzzle" and onto when the computer drop's her facade P.S. i dont *really* think you're all artless fucks...

there is one song that represents all my feelings for this thread right now. than again, who cares about my feelings? :P http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG5TQQj-i_4

as for needing to blandly praise everything, NO we need to praise what deserves praising, forget everything else, and hope that those who do everything else will learn what does get praise, and what receives only silence and crickets.

if we junk a bunch of things here on the escapist, and they DO NOT JUNK CHADX, i am going to be upset. hes a raging egotistical fuckbag that has a huge ego NOT for irony, but simply to have a huge ego. and hearing "FRAGGED!" every 5 seconds in ENN is getting old. than again we are all...