Recent content by Jacob DelaRosa

have you tried Bengay? No, thank goodness! I was never THAT desperate.

Things you should NEVER masturbate with: Head and Shoulders Shampoo (It's like mace on your dick!) Tube Sock (Rug burn is a *****) Saliva (Chapped dick) Balloon with body wash for lube (More constricting than a python) Dial Soap (BURNS!!!!!) I've made my fair share of mistakes. Don't...