Recent content by JacobCO

Light chocolate brown, very even color/consistency, with a lighter almost sandy brown ring around the outside.

All my siblings and I have the exact same "Obsessive Compulsions" (Step counting, this weird thing involving tables/chairs and walking around them that I can't succinctly explain) But they're defiantly not "Disorders" in any of us. So no.

Needs more scantily clad Polish hottie. Also, less verbratto, I'm told it adds to the artistry in general, but I think that it detracts from the overall piece here. Also, costume shop monkey suits weren't made to go traipsing through the woods. Doubt they get their deposit back.

Really, to understand the "use" of intelligence in humorous programs, one simply has to look at the "Serious" television (Say, the news) Take Fox for example, that channel is so heavily saturated with anti-intellectualism (Glen Beck, Bill O'RLY) that they almost seem to be pushing some kind...

After being forced to watch "Blade: Trilogy" I commited my life to killing all things vampiric, demi-vamperic, that clame to be vamperic, desire to be vamperic, or enjoyed "Twilight". It just seemed the logical reaction.

I don't know about other countries, but in the 'States, making a big huff and puff about banning video games really has nothing to do with the games themselves. It's just a way of appealing to the Right without actually doing anything (real) or offending anyone (Old enough to vote. Also...

To keep it simple: A) Direct, non-disputable contact, real biblical stuff. Clouds parting, chorus of angels singing praise, stars re-arranging themselves to spell words (or at least make pretty pictures, like a bunny, that'd be nice. Why is it never a bunny? Plagues of various kinds, rains and...

Truly, there may have once been a time where I was so arrogant as to presume some form of work beneath myself, but such times have passed. The only thing I consider "beneath" me is posturing as if I am somehow inherently deserving of a simple, desirable, well-paying job, or "too good" for honest...

No joke, look at how stupid he got when Adam effing West was prancing around in tights on the TV. (BTW, check out some pictures from that TV show. Riddler's crotch. These things would never pass nowadays) Then look at "The Dark Knight Returns" Thank you Frank Miller, for saving us from Camp...

Lets see, Overheard in a food court (As did around 100 other people) From vapid mouth-breathing skank shouting into her iPhone. You've all seen the type, Mid 20-somethings trying desperately to look like they're still in their teens, badly-dyed hair, canned tan, and too damn much lipgloss. Heck...

An old, incontinent dog. My PS2 was never the same...

And yet I faced constant opposition because I was "Playing it wrong" and "The rules say I just roll this dice" Yeah, no thanks, If I have to fight the rulebook (And, thereby, the player's expectations) the whole way, I'll just use a different system, thanks. Alright, common ground. Total...

Your... ah... GAWD. I'm not even going to touch this. That's not what implied consent means man! Not at all! Schools can do searches of School Property (I.E. Lockers) Without consent because they own the lockers. They can't go pawing through your backpacks/pockets without one of...

Disagree, I found that the looser mechanics made it far, far easier for me to create interesting and unique traps and challenges, ones that requires coordination, teamwork, communication and creative thinking rather than "Well, i've got a +26 to the skill check, what's the DC?" When there's...

Really? Can you enlighten me as to which Supreme Court decisions allow a government agency to conduct chemical tests on a person's excretions without their consent? (Don't you dare say New Jersey v. T.L.O. (1985) That decision relates to a student's belongings, and still required reasonable...