Recent content by Jake Stavroff

Frankly, I don't even care about FF anymore. FFVI is my favorite, and I enjoyed nine, ten, and of course the earlier games. I'm honestly just done with the series though. If they can create a new cast with charisma like the guys from VI, that would be a great start.

My jaw dropped. I put my head in my hands. I questioned why Bungie had to do this. I still cannot get over this new trilogy. I mean....no. No. I just can't believe this. This is awful. Don't get me wrong, it probably won't be a bad game, but there really is a time when you look at your work and...

Well, he is Gabe Newell. Super Man's giant alter-ego.

In order to put the prior statement into a less biased context, let me just say that I am actually quite fond of happy endings. You know, the kind that make you go 'awww' or when you get that joyous tear in your eye.

Honestly, the most irritating ending to me is any game (or media in general) where the heroes overcome insurmountable odds. I understand not all people like endings like Othello, and want the prince to live happily with the princess or what have you, but it's just not reasonable. Sometimes, the...

I believe both Ninja Meat Boy and Steve disable leader boards. Thank goodness for that.

My friend once asked me, in the presence of other people "If you lose your penis in life, do you get a new one if you go to heaven?" Everyone looked at him and then looked at me to see what I would say. I asked him "Why, is this relevant to your personal life?" The moron stopped the...

Indeed. The sword is only broken. I mean, if half of you arm needs to be amputated because of gangrene, is the one stub attached to your shoulder still an arm? is the lost limb still an arm? Yes. Besides, what else would you define the broken sword as? a large pocket knife?

I don't indulge in it terribly much. But I mean, hey, all good things in moderation, y'know? Anyone could be accused of being obsessively glued to something, whether it's anime or, say, even cars. Moderation. I love Yahtzee's Zero Punctuation, but I don't have my mouth tightened around his big...

I have no issue with tattoos, but I have no interest in them.

It's a continent. It has people. Cool animals. Great Barrier Reef. I like it. That ends today's brief description of an entire nation for those who care; and those who do actually care have probably figured out that this whole thing has been nothing but boring to read and also boring to write.

Being enlightened to the fact that a large percent of people pee in their shower, I am inclined to feel very disgusted. I'll just stick with the toilet. Call me bizzare.

I fall into a particular catagory of agrophobia. I am terrified of open water. Not swimming pools, mind you, but large, open lakes. Goddamnit, I hate, hate, hate open water so much. To swim in such a large, area without being as mobile...ah! What just brushed up against my leg?! Oh, my cat...

My friend decided to start calling me (Jacob) as 'Yack-ub.' Don't bloody know why, but I couldn't care less. More power to her, as inane as it seems.

Dude, I'm hardly Frank Sinatra, but I like to think myself as a man with common-sense...and a functioning brain. Paying money for something this trivial? If you have to part with your money, don't feed the money-vacuum known as the internet. *sigh* After reading this, I feel more emberassed for...