Recent content by Jakeyyyy

Just got a Macbook Pro for christmas and never really been a computer gamer - besides playing Age of Empire II when i was a lot younger - although would like to start. Mainly looking for good RPG's available to the Mac, although would be interested in any particularly good ones you could...

I think I prefer the idea of pornographic memory. Seen an amazing threesome? Be perfectly able to recall what you saw and watch them screw on the back of your eyelids! Pornographic memory pro allows you to effectively photoshop your face onto whatever actor/actress you choose and experience...

Undoubtably, the first half of 2009 has seen some big names hit the shelves; with Killzone 2, Resident Evil 5, Red Faction and the like laying down the gauntlet for games of the latter half of the year. Sports fans will revel in the blood, sweat and tears shed in Fight Night Round 4, Racing...

...and here's where i show my ignorance. What is KotOR? I would most definately have looked into PC RPG's well before now, but the unfortunate truth is that I'm on a Mac and no game developers in their right mind make any RPG's, or decent games, save for Age of Empires if that floats your...

Okay, I'm a playstation head and have always liked RPG's but never really had the chance to get into them. I played Final Fantasy X a LOT and at the moment i'm well into The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. I know some of you guys have gotta be well clued up, so i'm wondering what advice you could...

Thought I'd try and throw up a different question here, if you could enter the world of any game, any console, any era; what would it be? I'm anticipating at least a few final fantasy heads, but I reckon that you'd have a great laugh if you were in a Ratchet & Clank game. I haven't given it...

Well i dunno what you think, but my PSN name is: TenInchesOfJake Thought it was quite funny for call of duty when it states: 'you were killed by TenInchesOfJake'

Wow i hadn't anticipated such a repsonse, yes on reflection I completely agree that the 200 hours spent on FFX weren't in vain... they furthered my social life considerably :D Any others?

Too much video-gaming makes your eyes go square. Bollocks.

Yes, I know this thread has probably already been created millions of times, but if you're planning on sending me hate mail and whatnot, theres no need. On a slightly more emasculating note, what are your favourite gaming tear-jerkers? Butch men fear not, no one's gonna take the piss... unless...

There's been no racing game mash-ups, any ideas anyone?

J-man, thats the whole idea of ranking up. If a shit player puts the hours in, they stand a better chance with all their perks against the talented players. To be honest mate I think you're talking out your arse. I can understand people hating a particular perk, but all of them? If you don't...

nahh i think the vehicles have got to go, they're just kill streak breakers. Secondly, I'd love to see a better pistol that isn't a high-recoil/high-power magnum/desert eagle. Finally i think weapon attachments should be allowed to be interchanged with perks. Any day.

Well my long-awaited answer to my own question is here, i can feel the pressure... Bollocks, its not very good actually: Fallout Pokemon. Should have thought a bit more about it... nahh I'll go for Call of Duty: San Andreas. I think the landscaping of San Andreas is wicked, not to mention the...

Yeah the Nazi zombie mode in COD WaW isn't exactly a separate game, but it is bloody fun :) lol favourite so far has got to be Rock Band: Lego