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    Zero Punctuation: Eve Online

    It's probably been said already, but EVE came out long before WoW. In truth, Yahtzee's skewering MMOs as a genre, and that's legitimate ? "massively multiplayer" and "good RPG" seem to be mutually exclusive characteristics.
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    Zero Punctuation: Super Smash Bros. Brawl

    What pisses me off the most about this game is that the mechanics are actually quite good. If the Nintendo dillweeds would flex their game-making muscles in non-technical arenas by oh, I dunno, MAKING A NEW CHARACTER OR UNIVERSE ONCE IN A WHILE, YOU FREAKING IMBECILES... ahem, then perhaps I...
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    Zero Punctuation: Crysis

    /echo the sentiments about no RTS/RTT reviews from you. Great review as usual. Oh, and I peed myself when you mentioned Columbo.
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    Zero Punctuation: F.E.A.R. Perseus Mandate

    F.E.A.R. lovers are minotaurs! Brilliance, yet again. I get a laugh when I see people demanding that you do all these reviews. It's as if they feel you've access to some alternate dimension into which you can furtively slip, and you can stay the night there and later slip back into...
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    Zero Punctuation: Halo 3

    Halo 3 would've been much better had there been 'stonking great tits' a-la this fabulous figurine selling for thousands via eBay. [http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230176209373&fromMakeTrack=true&ssPageName=VIP:watchlink:middle:us#ebayphotohosting]