Recent content by Jay Yaternick

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    Praise a game you hate!

    Command & Conquer has excellent cutscenes.
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    Prove your existence.

    I'm not entirely sure I *DO* exist. Someone this awesome is probably too cool to be true.
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    Stereotypes that you prove.

    I'm Canadian, and I'm, like, obscenely polite. Sometimes when I'm being nice to someone my inner voice will be shouting 'why are you putting up with these jerks?!' It's like a reflex, I can't help it.
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    If you voted for Obama or you're a Muslim, you better not try to learn gun safety in Texas

    You make a salient point. I'm sure Keller would fit right in with the Taliban. So people are giving him support on this, eh? Who would have thought that racism and bigotry were market advantages?
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    Mark Hamill retires as the voice of The Joker.

    I suppose this means he's going to be scaling back his voice acting in general now. People always joke that all the actors from Star Wars had their careers killed, but I've come to believe that Mark Hamill kept on rising -- and did it in his own way.
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    Nintendo Boss Calls Skyward Sword's Menu System "Revolutionary"

    Is it ironic that the only thing that's worthy of comment in a game is the menu system? Seems indicative of stagnation in the franchise, as if we needed another hint of that.
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    Choose the battlefield You're dying on

    It doesn't matter where I die, but it's 40 000 years in the future, and I'm dying in service to The Emperor.