Recent content by Jester_AKA_M

A New Yorker born and bred, I always considered the traffic lights more of a loose guideline. I took a trip to Nebraska at the beginning of the summer, and overheard a kid who couldn't have been younger than 13 go, "I don't know...jaywalking...couldn't they have us arrested?" and thought it was...

I don't know if it means anything to you, but I was just labeled as an undeniable cocktease.

I want to find a teacher I am friendly with (for authenticity, mind you) and have them call home and say: "I don't know if you are aware, but today in class, your son took a firm hold of a fellow classmate's scrotum, yell "My dark harvest has begun" and attempted to remove it by force. He is now...

I hate you too buddy, I hate you too (Selvec instantly begins to throttle me, credits roll).

The end of that first song reminds me of how in Indiana a legislation was passed for ease of calculation that made Pi equal to 3. All there buildings were off center! No one could find the area of a circle! The humanity, the irrational fucking humanity!

Pi-i Pi-i You're so irrational Pi-i Pi-i You are so magical Pi-i Pi-i But were you just walkin' the walk (Duh Nuh) And will we one day find out (Duh Nuh) You E-e-end Duh nuh nuh nuh NUH NUH (A little ditty I wrote in second grade for my algebra Pi day party)

Not at all. Any excuse to flambouyantly burst into song should be celebrated and immeditely taken advantage of. Or is it the other way around?

That tissue dispenser looks like some exotic (read: horrible) S&M device! Not...ahem...not that I erm. I DON'T SUBSRIBE TO DEVICETORTURE.net! Seriously though, isn't that what packets of tissues--and pockets--are for?

Hummmmmm....tryna think of some obscure ones. Oh! Either Dom or Gob because they'd get drunk and talk your ear off about their problems and it would be an interesting excersize in a cliche (and on a personal level, I just love Gob from fallout 3). Failing that Jackie Estacado because the...

Well, I didn't think so. I chose that response to mean I am a manly man, who knows not the meaning of fear!

BOO!

Well, I didn't think so. I chose that response to mean I am a manly man, who knows not the meaning of fear!

Watchman-- Watchmen! Yay! I perfer my cookies to be made by girl-scouts.

Honestly, I'm really surprised that he didn't mention the flying bit a the beginning. That was, wuite possibly one of the coolest, and most frustrating game set-pieces, that I have seen in a recent game. Not a bad combination though. Eh, all in all, more same-y slash-fest-itorium (not...

Very true, but it doesn't seem like they do. A film adaptation was already proposed when the first game came out, after Warner Brothers aquired Monolith as a property. They have stated, and I quote "A report from The Variety states that Kurt Sutter, co-executive producer of the television series...