Recent content by Jezzer

Can you imagine EA admitting something was wrong?

By all means, enlighten us on all the exciting new features that set FIFA '13 apart from its predecessors and keep it from being a glorified full price EP.

I got the Mechromancer for free on XBox Live, and I didn't pre-order the game. Who is being charged for her?

I don't understand why it's so important to people that Yahtzee love their consoles. Why do you care whether or not Yahtzee loves Nintendo? Is someone going to kick in your doors and take away your Wiis and 3DSes because Yahtzee didn't like the latest Mario clone?

I never played the original "Syndicate," but I remember how excited I was when I saw they made an updated "Shadowrun." I bought it based on name alone, took it home, loaded it up, and found out not only was it a First Person Shooter, but it had absolutely no story. None. Not even a PRETENSE...

So, what precisely is original about yet another multiplayer shooter? Do the 12-year-old trolls teabag you in new, exciting ways?

Considering that "the worst game *I'VE* ever played" is entirely subjective, who are you to tell him/her that it isn't? Just because you liked something doesn't mean it isn't a festering pile to someone else.

I don't think they are enough alike to label RE4 a "ripoff". It seems you are trying to create a direct, causal relationship based entirely on thin, superficial similarities.

I'd say the hardest fanbase to please would be World of Warcraft players. It seems like EVERY SINGLE CHANGE in WoW is taken as a personal insult by EVERY SINGLE PLAYER, and WoW patches are apparently designed to nerf the player's preferred class and make every other class overpowered. If you...

You're free to make whatever apps you want. That doesn't mean Apple is obligated to host them. You can believe whatever crazy thing you want, but nobody is guaranteeing you an audience to share the lunacy. Before anybody gets started on First Amendment rights, the First Amendment protects...

Well, I didn't finish it, but I have indeed played it and played quite a bit of it. Does it actually turn into a decent game further down the road? Maybe in the last chapter? Are there some ZOMGAMAZING end credits? I haven't uninstalled it from my PC yet, but the fact is, I'm STILL replaying...

I hate that they took everything that was awesome and involving about DAO and dumbed it down for Ritalin-popping 12-year-olds who can't stand it when things like strategy and story get in the way of button-mashing and gore. This was my most-anticipated game of this year and turned into the...