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    Resident Evil: Afterlife Trailer Released

    Oddly it makes me want to see Christian Bales character from equilibrium in the starring role of a Silent Hill game, he could battle dead puppies and the remains of all the people he sent to be baked alive. It would probably play like F.E.A.R. though which makes me sad.
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    greatest sequel ever

    Star Wars Episode 4 A New Hope, they took all the pseudo science out of magic powers and made it quasi religious instead also it seems like less of a big budget CGI fest honestly I haven't played the System shock series so I'm going to have to say either Dungeons and Dragons second edition or...
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    Escape to the Movies: Hot Tub Time Machine

    Sorry to do this but there was a hot tub used for time travel in Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law the episode is titled Beyond the Valley of the Dinosaurs the hot tub is literally the only carry over. Sorry...
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    Poll: Pokemon lacking a 'lefty' mode.

    I'm left handed and I haven't found a problem with it, you can use your thumb nail to press the check button and read dialog and hold the stylus in your left for combat honestly I have a very different view of life than most lefties however. Remember you have a very clever monkey brain that...
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    Poll: How Will You Give Your Kids "The Talk?"

    I was raised in a house full of honesty I intend to mimic that, when they are old enough to ask they are old enough to know. I'll try for a cut and dry humorless description to the best of my ability. If I have a boy I may need to buy a butterfly porkchop to act as a visual aid, If it's a girl...
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    anime suggestions for a 16 year old girl

    Well, what other interests does she have? Is she into mythology, technology, art, really piquing someone's interest comes from more than just what they like to watch. What does she read, and are there any old interests lurking back there? You may be able to tie it into things she needs to do for...
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    *Slap* No.

    Rockstar for GTA 4, I greatly prefer San Andreas it had some nice customization more interesting characters and was fun, I don't know if it's because of Saints Row 2 and Just Cause but GTA 4 is lame. Also I personally prefer Daggerfall over Morrowind or Oblivion, sure It's a bugged mess but you...
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    Create your own sexual euphemism using video game terms.

    I'd drive her uncanny valley to mode seven and back using my Blast Processing to get my RAM on her Rom. I'm doing my best but I don't think I got it quite spot on.
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    Sega Unveils Episodic Sonic the Hedgehog 4

    Maybe New Super Mario Bros Wii has started a trend of big budget 2.5D games. No disrespect to the indie industry and handhelds they helped keep the dream alive but nostalgia calls to me sometimes.
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    Does everyone hate Alistair Tenpenny?

    I really didn't like him as a person but he had a crazy old person charm hanging out with a rifle shooting at random people. Roy is infinitely worse killing Daring Dashwood because he's a smoothskin and not even acknowledging it. I did however enjoy killing Tenpenny and blowing up megaton anyway...
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    Who was the last enemy you killed?

    I think he's killed me in TF2. Now what killed me last, gravity in New Super Mario Bros Wii final boss, I overshot a platform and splash.
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    What's currently gathering dust on your Gaming Shelf?

    X3, Silent Hill Homecoming, Arkham Asylum (all I have is the fight with the joker,) No More Heroes, and well every game I have completed O really need to trade those in. I've been in an odd mood lately bouncing between Tropico 3, Dragon Age Origins and all my non-gaming time goes toward my wacom...