Recent content by JimJamJahar

As I was telling Batman the other day whilst high-fiving my alien-robot-monkey-butler, I never lie online. He thought I was lying so I got into a fight with him and the rest of the Justice League. In the end, they decided I was too cool, smart, funny and handsome for them to be able to defeat...

It sounds like a siren. Wii U, Wii U, Wii U... And I've always said that they missed an opportunity by calling it that. The first one was called the Wii - how do you not realise how hilarious it would be to call the second one the Number Two?

Dear Skyrim, I have slain dragons and ancient priests, warriors and wizards, mer and men. Why oh why have I not managed to kill a slaughterfish? Yours sincerely, Your friendly neighbourhood dragonborn

I seem to remember my copy of Medieval 2 not allowing me to install it more than once anyway. I don't know if this is some sort of DRM or a problem specific to my copy, but I was massively annoyed and considered downloading it from the web. In the end, I didn't, but I don't see any problems with...

I'm surprised that this video has not been posted yet: I never read the terms of service, because they are very long and I think it's unlikely that they will ask you to donate kidneys on the second Sunday of every month or something

I think a great way to end the series would be for Tali to remove her mask, the 'camera' pans to her, but just before it gets to her face, the credits roll.

I have a question about America: How big is celeb culture over there? I'd imagine that it's pretty big, but is it as rediculous as it is over here (for some reason our magazines are obsessed with what annoying talentless people's relationship status' are and what they had for breakfast this...

The Organized Philanthropist You need order in your life. You prefer to focus on one thing at a time, and when doing so you're very efficient. You're modest, kind and have an optimistic view of human nature, which is why you ideally put your skills to use in the health and welfare sector. You...

What are those things you spent forever trying to get, be that by getting a perfect score or collecting something, but turned out to be useless or just plain suck? In my opinion, the Brutus Armour from Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood. It looked like a dress made of wolves. Not cool

I liked it, but I didn't love it. The combat was more exciting, but the whole story was shorter, repeated levels and disjointed story. I never really felt like anything was happening. I loved Merrill, even if she was an insane blood mage, but there weren't enough characters like that. Origins...

The first one is called the Wii. If Nintendo doesn't call this new one the Number Two, they will have missed a fantastic opportunity

I was always particularly fond of the Fahrenheit box art

I'm not sure that this would take off and become a very popular concept. However, I think a similar idea could work: as you play the game, your party starts to thin out from people leaving or dying. That way, an individual could still improve, but overall your team is getting worse. This would...

I am also a massive fan of Wierd Al's polka songs

Not all games must be art in the same way that not all movies are art. Sometimes you just want to knock some skulls together in a game. Sometimes you just want to see a moviestar knock some skulls together in a film. Either way, art is not necessary all the time.