Recent content by jjofearth

A Jafar-POV is already a thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-77cUxba-aA In the style of Wicked, by Starkid (who did A Very Potter Musical)

It's simple - we kill Lucas, then progress can ensue. In all seriousness, I've been thinking about what I'd change if i made a remake for ages, so it's nice to see that reflected in the work of someone i respect as much as MovieBob.

YES. Exactly this. The worst part was when we were made to go out when it was proper pissing it down and the wool-clad teachers were all accusing the class of wimpery, and then 20 minutes before the end they let us go in anyway. EXPEDIENCE WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE SIR.

When he talks about having to run hands under the hot tap to regain sensation, HE IS NOT BEING SARCASTIC. I, as a Brit, can verify this.

haha, that's fine, I'm not the GM, and I like the look of him - as a note, he and my character would've been at C-Sec simultaneously, but yours wouldn't have known mine, or at least not well.

couldn't agree more - as it stands, we've 2 asari, 2 humans, 2 geth, a drell & a quarian. not exactly diverse :P

1 left, i think

Awesome, I hate dice roll systems on forum RPs, it's so awkward.

Great about the time-zone thing. Thanks. I'm actually so excited, I have so many story ideas (well character arc ideas, really) this is gonna be awesome. A couple of questions: Is it going to be held here on the escapist or do you have your own site? Are things going to be decided with dice...

OH YAYYY, thank you :) I haven't done an RP in so long, I've been wanting to for ages - and I just finished playing all 3 games for the first time, and they're pretty much the best thing ever. I feel I should mention that I live in the UK, so time zones are confusing, but oh well.

Name: Valentin Niktovich Volkov Age: 27 Gender: Male Species: Drell Description: Tall, wiry, and green. Extensive burn scars up the left side of his torso and face (eyes intact). Looks like he would have been very handsome before the scarring. Wears a button-up shirt, waistcoat and jeans...

Right has been done. That is all I have to say, right has been done.

The Stanley Parable. There's an artgame that does stuff with the medium - playing on the inherent obedience and helplessness of game-players. Well worth a couple of hours of your time.

I'll tell you why wall-tits. Because BOOBIES. Why does the game open with your character getting a blowjob? Because BOOBIES. Why do you look up people's skirts when you're shrunken? Ok, admittedly this was an interesting idea, but it's fairly obvious to me that the fundamental reason was...

Hullo there. Genuine thirteen-year-old. From what I've seen and demo'ed of DN:F (I don't want to buy it - inb4 pocket money jokes), it appears to be a piece of juvenile, asinine, objectifying, quasi-misogynistic (I added the prefix because of the hordes of people who seem to think that...