Recent content by joetalbot1

There is a pot substitute that is legal and not as dangerous. I, myself, do not smoke it, but I know a few people who do. They say it's like a dream while on it.

Cutting the birth rate is not a bad idea, since we already have too many people! Less people, more resources towards each individual. And this decreased bith rate idea is better than my original idea of population control, which involved Yahtzee, 4 uzis, 1,000,000+ bullets for said uzis, roomy...

Well, my analogy starts getting wierd, since crap comes from the rectum, just like bad kids come from bad parents... duct tape and crap makes gold, but duct tape and someone's ass sounds like one hell of a mess.

This has inspired me to offer free babysitting services to parents in my neighborhood who cannot figure out how to raise their children. However, if said child is above the age of 12, my services stop being free, but stay affordable. "I mix crap and silver to make gold", that's my motto. And if...