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    Fallout 4 Teaser Sites Broadcasts Ominous New Message

    According to the source files, the message is an mp3 titled hanscom msg. Hanscom Air Force Base is located near Bedford, Massachusetts. Quabbin is also in Massachusetts. I think this adds another layer. Either this reinforces the validity or makes this an even more elaborate hoax.
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    I just got the new Xbox

    I have the new 360, and it's pretty good. What they say about the disc gettig destroyed if the console is moved at all is false. My little brother knocked it out of its spot while we were playing a game, and we were still able to play it, no problem. I suggest it if you need a 360, but keep the...
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    Ancient Aliens

    They didn't, and you know how I know? They didn't come to me, worshipping me as their god. But, on a more serious note, I don't think aliens visited us. They didn't come to help us, hurt us, enslave us, kill us, sleep with our women, any of that. It was just a bunch of guys who misinterpreted...
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    weirdest weapon on a game

    The Morph-O-Ray, Sheepinator, Qwack-O-Ray, Boar-Zooka, Mootator, Pork Bomb Gun, and Transmorpher from the Ratchet and Clank games.
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    UPDATE: Fallen Earth Developer Icarus Studios Closes Up Shop

    Fallen Earth was pretty good in my opinion. I'm surprised Icarus Studios has folded. Best of luck to all involved, and hopefully somebody will support Fallen Earth before that too goes down forever.
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    So when it comes to moral choices, are you good or evil?

    I am almost always evil. I just have the need to kill, pillage, and rape. Of course, if I did that in real life, then I wouldn't be here today. So, I have to do it in a game. And it's more fun than helping out.
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    Having second thoughts about Heavy Rain here...

    oh well. still looks ok
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    Australian "Porn Banker" Keeps His Job

    Just as long as he's doing his job when he needs to be doing it. That's all I care about.
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    Create your own sexual euphemism using video game terms.

    My mario wants to go down your pipe
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    Pentagon to Rewrite Evolution, Create Immortal Life

    Well, of course it's a good idea, but if we do achieve immortality, there are three ways I see the world going. 1. Storing immortatech (bad name, I know. Just work with it) in an inaccessable vault, so nobody can use it. We still make babies, and no overpopulation. But why have it in the...
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    More like "sex box"

    There's always going to be risks. Fox is just being biased again, and only pointing out the worst case scenarios. Most of the time, the worst people get is a bunch of swearing from noobs who can't play the game for their lives. And Fox is a little late reporting on this kind of stuff. We've...
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    Create your own sexual euphemism using video game terms.

    I'm ready to fall out? I'm gonna unleash some heavy rain in a second? Here comes some ectoplasm? I know. I know.
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    Create your own sexual euphemism using video game terms.

    I'm gonna fill up your free cells. (don't you love references to games on old Microsoft systems?)
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    Create your own sexual euphemism using video game terms.

    Let's try My minesweeper needs to clear your field.