Recent content by John Nordstrom

Love? IT'S A WAAAAAAY OF FEEEELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN' But yeah, the above song pretty much sums it up. It can be great and all, but most of the time these days, it's a means of control.

Some of mine are: I went on a bit long, but I honestly couldn't decide which of those were my favorites. That's the problem with too much music, I guess. :D

One recent example of this is Ensiferum's Unsung Heroes. It just lacks everything that makes Ensiferum Ensiferum, and has nothing but generic or mediocre songwriting to make up for it. It's almost painful when remembering what the band was like when Jari was still in the band. But, at least...

YES. Of mine, one of my favorites has to be Ocean Machine: Biomech by Devin Townsend. Another really lesser known avant-garde metal band that blows me away every time is Diablo Swing Orchestra, and their Sing-Along Songs For the Damned and Delirious album: And for something really...

Pretty much every line ever in Saints Row: The Third. The writing in that game is just spectacular. "Some asshole's in my pool!" "Oh shit! These hos ain't hos!" *autotuned* "It tastes like toilet water laced with cocaine." "CASH IN POCKET" Also every line by, about, or otherwise...

This would be the greatest apocalypse song ever, if during the battle, mankind tried and failed to save their world, resulting in one final appeal to the armies to accept them as part of their community, which is rejected due to human nature, ending with many suicides and the glorious, glorious...

Powerwolf. Powerwolf are pretty much the very definition of cheese in metal, the riffs are alright at best, the lyrics are hilariously cheesy, and the whole thing is just SO AWESOME. I have to assume that everything cheesy about them is part of their charm. Also this.

Just sent my PM with my little tale.

Such a good album and band, shame they never made it big.

A bit of a late reply, but have you heard of Marduk? Swedish Black Metal that sounds like just what you want. I'd rate AAL and Periphery around the 6-8 range, depending on the song.

I can go all over the place depending on my mood, which doesn't help much when some of my favorite artists are all over the place. Take the entire works of Devin Townsend; which can range from 1 to 9 depending on the album, and there's Agalloch, which can range from a 4 to a 9. A lot of my...

All of my yes. And kudos for knowing the Loaded series.

I'm actually looking forward to this. Also, YURI FROM COMMAND & CONQUER AS A NAZI GENERAL.

One of the greatest DOS FPSs that wasn't made by id Software. It was gruesome, it didn't take itself too seriously, and it had a macabre sense of humour that holds up well. But most importantly, it was just plain fun. The ability to kick a zombie's dismembered head like a football is a feature...

"Jewish Spider Blaster" Spider Holocaust in the name of Kosherdom! "The Simpsons' Duck of the Blood God" The Simpsons and the Warhammer 40,000 universe collide after Khorne's pet duck escapes to Springfield, where Mr. Smithers captures it to make duck stew out of it. The Simpson family must...