Recent content by John Triton

Jaws Unleashed. It was so bad I couldn't even finish the second level.

It's not a complete dog, then?

I didn't dislike the Amazon; she was actually fun to play because she was so quick and could dodge really well. Enemies couldn't touch her. She just didn't have enough variety in her attacks when compared to the knight and barbarian.

This is one of my all-time favorite games. I've played through it about seven or eight times. Great brutal combat, tons of weapons, atmospheric level designs, and some of the technology (dynamic lighting and shadows, reflective water, physics system) was very advanced for its time. I wish...

I watched the Squirty Play of this game. The arm-flailing dancing animation was so hilariously bad it deserves to become a meme.