Recent content by Johnnydillinger

There is one at least that hasn't been mentioned so far! Zanzarah: The Hidden Portal. In this one, you control a girl in her early teens who enters a parallel world that's filled with fairies and whatnot. They collect fairies and use them in fights pretty much as Pokémon, but to top it all it...

Well, first off, there are orchestras and neo-classical composers around with tremendous amounts of work (besides the famous film score writers like John Williams you'll find the likes of Philipp Grass too, and his music is awesome, just to mention one), although they are obviously not as...

Wow... I didn't know this movie was considered bad by most people. I enjoyed it on first watch, and even on a second. But ah well, people recommended me not to watch Cowboys & Aliens because "it's shit", yet it was something I enjoyed a hell of a lot better than, say, Looper, which IMDB seems to...

Are you sure you're not mixing it up with Ouya? Not implying you're wrong though, I know that's the goal of Ouya but up until today I thought Piston and Steambox are the same... Is SB really supposed to be super cheap too? 'Cause I'll definitely get one then.

Well, hopefully we'll see what the Great Attractor (or Dark Attractor) is already. Shit's been bugging me for some time tbh. EDIT - actually meant to say Dark Flow. Damn you science and your unimaginateive names!

There's a few for me actually... Bad Day LA - widely regarded as a piece of turd from American McGee, I thought the gameplay was way not as horriblr as people made it sound like. Then, it was actually really funny for me. The line, "You want a kid? Take this one!" had me on the floor both...

I've made a lengthy guide for it on another site called Steamgifts. Here's a link to it: http://www.steamgifts.com/forum/VDqoW/smooth-relaxing-ambient-music/page/31337 Just hit Ctrl+f and search for TheGreenFairy. Or just scroll down, you'll stumble upon a huge list. Enjoy!

I must be the only person on Earth who could finish Jade Empire without realizing that there was a "slow time" ability. AND a ground attack move. Imagine my face on the new game plus, at the beginning, when I kind of accidentally discovered those things. Apparently, I should get back to reading...

That, and RoboCop. Anything goes for me if it's not like Looper, really... That movie was just, how do I put it, arse.

My first ever playthrough of Thief Gold, according to Steam, was about 43 hours... And I wouldn't hav it any other way. On the other hand, The Longest Journey also lived up to its name and it annoyed me to great lengths with its fetch quests. I think longevity isn't an important factor, but...

I'm quite baffled how nobody mentioned Black & White. It started as a one-of-a-kind god-simulator that looks like an RTS and plays completely differently. Then, after the first island it turned into an RTS. I was so disappointed that I uninstalled it after the second island.

Pfft. How stupid they have to be to even consider the existence of mermaids. God, the fairies will be really angry to hear about this.

Holy shit I'm not actually the only person who played it? Too bad I hated it though... Nice Carmageddon reference at the end, Yahtzee. My favourite name of choice from that series was Mother Trucker from Carma 2 though; that game was a goldmine of insanely stupid (yet funny) names.

This was the most honest advice I've heard in a while. I'll just give up my job right now and send my ideas to several companies. Thanks! My first review will probably be a John Deere simulator game too, I wanted to do that for a while.

Sounds a bit like Cloning Clyde to me; haven't played it that much yet but it also has a frog form, which is pretty funny.