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    Do I Not Like Video Games Anymore?

    I am exactly the same situation as you. I find having an overwhelming amount of choice being the main stumbling block. I wonder if you, like me are just growing up. It's a scary thought. Maybe what was charming and challenging and exciting 10 years ago is now just dull and annoying. Or maybe you...
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    I'm off to London, got any tips?

    Stay in touristy areas for the most part. Venturing further afield into the surrounding boroughs is likely to get you mugged by some wannabe gangster teenage chavs on BMX's. Be on the lookout for scams, pickpockets etc. Someone is always out to swindle your money from your good self. Have...
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    Odd Gaming Habits

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    Odd Gaming Habits

    I can't begin to play any games until my gaming area is clean and tidy. I have to vacuum my apartment and dust my electronics until they're spotless. Then I consume a Red Bull and some painkillers and play. EVERY frickin time! For years and years now...
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    Poll: Would you live in a city with no children?

    Yeah I would love to. I really don't like children. I even hated myself as a kid. Never ever having kids either. Pushy parents are just as bad.
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    Game you've enjoyed most this year

    My favourite game this year is The Witcher 2 on Xbox 360. It's a perfect RPG in my opinion. Closely followed by Max Payne 3. That is hugely enjoyable if you love shooting foreigners in the face.
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    Accents and The Escapist!

    I have an odd hybrid of Australian and English as my accent. Born in UK, raised in Australia, returned to UK to live. It gets more Aussie as I drink, get stressed or chat to a stranger. My wife (who is Russian) loves it. I have to explain my accent to people at least twice a week. The...