Recent content by jollygreengiant

Recently, I picked up a collection of Mr. Howard Philips' works, and I absolutely loved them. Personally, I enjoyed 'Facts Concerning Arthur Jermyn' the most, but his mini-mythology(or antimythology, if you prefer) was a good read as well. That being said, why is this more celebrated than his...

4. Excellent boss fights and so easy to replay that it sucks you in.

Seventh Grade. Middle Eastern kid thretening to kill anyone who didn't convert to Islam. When it came my turn I bashed his head into a locker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vyj1C8ogtE This one helps if you have a friend named Scott who is seeing someone. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCJbxKV5wn0 And this one is for my cremation.

Leon/Wesker's Handgun in Resident Evil 4, mostly because I like seeing heads explode, but also because it reloads as if the shooter were on speed.

Well, I don't think Capcom intended for me to knife my way out the entire village in Resident Evil 4, otherwise they would've given me a much bigger case.

Close quarters. I like ambush tactics like flanking and dropping from a ledge when an unassuming enemy passes by. That being said, after getting my hands on Modern Warfare: Reflex for the first time, I almost orgasmed when I unlocked claymores and silencers.