Recent content by JoystickHero

Welcome to the Escapist, where people will assume you're a deformed mutant bestiality rapist because of how you voted on a poll.

I can read a thread full of people with confirmation bias and only scoff a little bit.

So much hate in one thread. This makes me sad. It's hard to call O'Reilly or anyone like him "evil". Misguided, possibly. But the thing you have to remember is that TV stations need viewers to sell ads and make a profit, and he wouldn't have a show if people didn't watch him. And I'm not...

Crap, double post

Our school psychiatrist was like that. "What's the problem?" "Well, I-" "ADD. We'll talk to your parents about getting you some ritalin." "But-" "NEXT" Capitalism works really well, when it's regulated

I remember that. Fixed. :D It's illegal here, too. But good luck beating the Christians in court.

It's not a new phenomenon, either. White man's burden, anyone?

So was I. I've wanted to move to Europe for a while now. England or France, specifically. A shame I only speak English. Was he the one that "never got married"? *quick Google-Fu* James Buchanan?

Dear God, MLK is 2 Griffin.

Especially if they get the LGC working the way they want, and become able to fuck with atoms, then we could get rid of the waste by blasting protons off of it. "LOLOLOLOL BLACK HOLE" As for this thread I was raised in an American school in a small, conservative town, so I believe I can safely...

Go to TVTropes and read for a while. When you're done, take a shot for every tab you opened.

Play the online video game of your choice. Take a drink every time someone calls you a "noob". Take an extra drink for every number they use to do so, and for every curse word they use in the same sentence. If they haven't hit puberty yet, finish the bottle. If they haven't hit puberty yet...

You are my favorite person ever.

Hm... Cpt. Price, any installment.

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