Recent content by kandza

Omniarch. The cosmic, universal and limitless power and ability to rule over all things. Sub-power/ability of Omnipotence. Huh... And all I wanted was to teleport...

The Brandenburg bridge. And their soccer team. Big apartment buildings, and fat, rich CEOs. And, of course, Commisar Rex

Fine, they are agry, they want to punish him. BUT 20 YEARS? Are they just plain evil? It would ruin his life. And why did they chain him up? Feels like thay are just venting their anger on him. The things they are doing to him are sick.

I wanted to say tetris at the beggining... But, rock paper scissors?

In December I got meningitis. It was unexpected, it hurt very much, my life was thrown out of balance. I realised that I wasn't prepared for those kinds of things. When I was getting better and starting to eat again I began wondering. What are others experiences like? How did they feel? What is...

Banned for forcing knowledge upon others.

I start to rap a lot. So usually a party with my friends ends up with a rap battle. I usually win. They say that I am not that bad. Though when I'm sober I can't rhyme. I guess I'm kinda friendly too. Sometimes I just stand in the middle of the room smiling at everyone and rapping.

Meningitis. The pain was so bad, that I didn't even notice a spinal tap. Also it kinda messed up my brains for a while, so I couldn't eat or drink properly. I just puked it out. I lost 7 kg. By the end of it, I was happy to be alive.

A minion from Overlord. He'd pee all over the place.

Football. I would be a cloud.... Just float doin' nothin'. Laughing. Cursing about planes. And peeing on peoples heads. And this message is totally linked to the discussion.

Well c'mon. Who in the right mind would invade America? It would make a truckload of problems to them. America has one of the strongest economical systems in the world. It's well suplied. And how are the invaders going to get so much supplies and troops secretly over the ocean? Besides that...

I don't remember the name, but I've played a game where you had to poop on fire in order to exstinguish it...

Baseball bat. What in all the world could me more awesome? I mean baseball beats ass! Painfully!

This one is the most freaky I've heard so I'll choose it. Bartomolesus junior. What's with the expensive dogs with the papers? I prefer a pooch from the closest dog shelter. :)

Doing something I'm afraid of. Only thing is that, that the only most extreme things give me adrenaline these days.