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    50 one sentance stories

    Even for all the suffering he had caused, in death he was forgiven and granted another chance to live with his friends and sister. Based on a series of songs involving Kagamine Rina and Kagamine Len
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    50 one sentance stories

    Arms outspread, he relinquishes all thought, knowing only the feel of the air blowing over his face and through his hair; the sound of the wind rushing past his ears; the view of the perfect clouds with a background of clearest blue, outlined in a frame of rooftops; and not a care for what...
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    50 one sentance stories

    Never done this before, let's try this... "I love you" was all he ever wanted to say, but no one would ever hear his words.
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    Who are you in your circle of friends?

    I would be the dependable one who offers support and wise advice, but gets tossed aside as soon as no one needs me
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    You are going into battle against 100 soldiers on the back of a creature, What are you riding?....

    A Canadian soldier is also up there with that guy, His nickname was Smokey, he drove off several tanks and a group of enemy troops with only 1 gun and several grenades, he managed to save his comrade, he died from old age a few years back
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    You are going into battle against 100 soldiers on the back of a creature, What are you riding?....

    Not a Tarrasque, THE Tarrasque, only one exists, so it's immortal to time, and able to regenerate and has DR that only lvl 21 and up can get past, and lvl 20 is hard to get to, since most campaigns only go from lvl 2-6 up to 16-20, it's not something you fight, it's something you run from, run...
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    You are going into battle against 100 soldiers on the back of a creature, What are you riding?....

    How about Chaos, the greek primordial deity of the void that existed before anything else ever existed, plus he created the other primordial deities like Nyx and Erebus, deities of night and shadow respectively But I still think Yahtzee would be the most devastating
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    You are going into battle against 100 soldiers on the back of a creature, What are you riding?....

    Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann for the win, GO SIMON
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    You are going into battle against 100 soldiers on the back of a creature, What are you riding?....

    just tell him that the soldiers are burning copies of Saints Row 2 and Painkiller
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    You are going into battle against 100 soldiers on the back of a creature, What are you riding?....

    The deadliest creature ever, i'd go into battle dragging this thing by a leash, hoping it doesn't kill me before i can convince it to release all of it's anger, frustration and angst on the soldiers, YOU SHALL ALL FEAR THE ANNOYED AND CYNICAL GAME CRITIC *cough* Yahtzee *couch*
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    You are going into battle against 100 soldiers on the back of a creature, What are you riding?....

    Starship Troopers, the movie i hate the most, i saw it when i was like 10, it scared the shit out of me for 1, and 2, because of that movie, i will forever mix up the musical artist Jefferson Starship and the band Trooper with each other
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    You are going into battle against 100 soldiers on the back of a creature, What are you riding?....

    I respond with my pet cat, she's a ninja kitty, she can teleport through closed doors, and she has 2 extra claws, 1 on each front paw, the ones they claw with the most, plus she's cute and that stops the soldiers
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    You are going into battle against 100 soldiers on the back of a creature, What are you riding?....

    My mount of choice would be an Ooze from D&D, a gelatinous cube of acid that doesn't affect metal or stone, so anything organic melts inside, and D&D already fixed the problem of how to ride it, there's an amulet that lets you avoid melting when in contact with them and lets you not sink into...
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    You are going into battle against 100 soldiers on the back of a creature, What are you riding?....

    I only know it because it's like my childhood movie
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    You are going into battle against 100 soldiers on the back of a creature, What are you riding?....

    Unicron was his name, he ate planets, i don't think your enemies would even see him before he took a bite out of the continent they'd be standing on