Recent content by kaptainkeyz

a samurai sword letter opener. i have never opened mail with it, i tear through mail like its christmas.

my roomie sucks... he does pirrouettes in the middle of the living room, listens to broadway musicals in the kitchen all day (while im doing stuff) never buys toilet paper,constantly whines and eats my bloody food. oh yeah and has the audacity to play my xbox all day (my tv too) instead of...