Recent content by Kaptajn Emil Alfred Conan Swagga Benzon

"Hitler is not dead" That would be pretty funny. Or maybe one should use such as opportunity to actually try and make the world a better place. Say, something along the lines of: "Dear Russians, you are not European. Go play on your own servers!"

Hello escapists, I have recently broken my leg, and therefore I have nothing much to do but play pc. I have lately been very much into gore games like Dead Space and Diablo 3, but I am running short as I have completed both a couple of times each. Any suggestions? I like bloody stuff, but...

Does this mean that I am a Brovenger?? :D Someone tell me what this madness is all about

Dear past self, Kill that ***** I love you.

To be honest, it woudn't bother me that much, however i know that the escapist is a very uptight christian webpage, and it would be extremely hypocritical to have porn ads, when swearing is barely permitted in the forums. No, the escapist should not have porn ads, since it would not be true...

I guess my personal perception of anime is that it's a whole other culture than mine. Being scandinavian, i find it hard enough to sympathize with american videos. I guess it's mainly a tribalistic thing, but i i just get an instant chemical reaction when at see anime that makes my blood...

What this guy said. I agree with him. His point is good. Thank you, this guy.

Haha! Oh, America.. You are so silly. I think it's a bit strange that this kind of thing only seems to happen in USA. This and school-shootings.

I would also very much like my name on the wall. Font: comic sans please, thank you very much :)

A spiked acoustic guitar on fire.

Michael Vick is awesome and godlike, and so is Madden.

Many people fail to see how 90's and 80's rap is awesome, and actually relates a lot to thrash metal in the whole feeling of the music. You are not a bad person.

Well yeah. I enjoy all music that is true. Music that isn't just there for the sound, like bullshit ''metal'' like korn, slipknot, lamb of god, dimmu borgir and all that. Personally my favourite genres are old school metal, black metal, thrash metal and doom metal. The non-metal genres I enjoy...

Excuse me? What are you trying to say, little fellow?

So, uh... Yeah.