Recent content by Kazoomifu

Asian + Curly Hair = Spanish? Wut. And because I'm well-spoken, I must be aloof and have some kind of "better than you" superiority complex.

Did anyone else get a seriously negative message from the surgeon? "Not only are your ears big, but your nose is crooked and your chin is too pointy. Here, let me fix that." At fourteen, you're still nowhere near finished developing. I worry that all of these changes will no longer fit...

Despite the fact that my dad was absent for about nine years of my life, I'm actually closer to him than my mom. He and I share a lot of the same personality traits, and understand each other better than my mother and I ever have-- I'm close to both of them, but my dad is just easier to talk...

My father has degrees in both biochemistry and electrical engineering. My mother is a tax accountant, stained glass artist with a minor in music theory. I have a good eye for photography, and no degrees. On the whole, I'm fairly certain they take the cake.

For some reason (mine is the only one I know that did this) my elementary school started us on typing lessons. So we learned to type in 3rd, 4th, 5th, and 6th. Wrists on the lip of the desk, "home row", right hand hits space bar, left hand hits shift. My friend hits caps lock instead of...