Recent content by Kazturkey

Well, having never seen/read/etc. this thing I'm not entirely sure if it works like this, but from your OP it seems that I could simply write my own name in with the time of death set to a couple thousand years in the future and be ok till then?

We can be guildies again! :D

Striking points does not equal versatility. For one thing, its really, really long and if the guy who you're trying to chop up gets close enough, he'll run you through. To be honest, no medieval weapon is truly versatile because if you're using a short weapon, a cavalryman will ride you down and...

Depends on the game, to be honest. Although a hold person spell followed by repeated blasts of doom usually suffices for most foes. If it doesnt, I break out the wands of fireball. All seventeen of them.

See, I can't think of anything women can do that's that fun, and right there you have the crux of the sexism in the world: Men get to do all the cool shit. I don't want to be a woman for three days, I'm pretty addicted to peeing standing up and hearing lamentations at this stage.

I really, really wish the Escapist had signatures. :(

My faith in humanity is, has been for the past several years, and for the foreseeable future will be at 0. People are shit, and the sooner everyone realises that everyone around them is scientifically designed to piss them off in every way imaginable, the better off we'll be. Hell is other...

Also, the people they pay to wipe their asses don't use dollar bills. They use velvet cloth.

Maybe not in relation to apples, but in physics zero is a VERY important number. 0 degrees kelvin, for example, is the point where all physical laws involving heat break down. 0 metres per second is a body at rest, and so on. without zero, stuff doesn't work.

We got your predecessor and we'll get you too. Do you by any chance have an irrational fear of boats?

No, a team led by a british scientist invented it in switzerland. BRITAIN did not invent it.

You can't guarantee any of that. In fact I will personally guarantee that if you managed to take over this country tomorrow, you'd be dead or out on your ass by next week. The simple reason is that the military will not follow you. They really won't. They're not stupid, they know that if they...

Because it's AWESOME. And yeah, I think I could kill a guy with a rock. If his back is turned, my hands too. Besides, the gun laws in Ireland are really not that restrictive. You just need a safe and a piece of paper signed by the uncle or aunt you will probably have (Considering you're...

and then they'll pull out their .45 and blow your kneecaps out while you're waiting for their skin to go on fire.

Agreeing with them. That's pretty much it.