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As a being crafted from light itself, you must struggle to find your place. Some see you as an angel, but your creators know of your sinister side--and it's hard to be good when you're a living weapon. Use your photonic nature to create lasers, flood radio signals, cook people alive with...

The zombie infection carrier works like every other illness. You get better after about a week.

Andorra. Is that technically a micronation? In any case, neither France nor Spain will let it start anything without permission.

Wait, one of these speculations on a possible alternate form of life has actually been confirmed? It's not exactly silicon life, but, WOOOOOOOOOOO--

I'd just give my human first name. If given an option for a new name, Mercury.

Ratchet and Clank (1). That is how you do a platformer/third-person-shooter. Alternatively, any of the Sly Cooper games.

Most pokemon are round and thus fatty, which is ick. So: Pidgeot. Nice avian taste, likely economical...it's probably big enough to get bird-steaks, which would taste unique.

No. You can spin anything into anything by looking at it from the right angle, and that's what they've done with Mr. Rogers. For any other angle that isn't so horribly biased, the man and his show at least A) no harm or B) great for kids.

There's no objective "better", despite what you'll hear from music fans. LotR, while I've never read it, has pretty comprehensively established itself as a deep, staggeringly well-written epic that invented modern fantasy. That's incredible. Its drawback is that it's damn near impenetrable...

Wow. I came to a similar conclusion about switching difficult mid-way, but didn't think about that potential for abuse. As usual, Yahtzee comes out with a well-thought out column.

I could go for an arm to disable one thing they can shoot with. On the other hand, the legs are meatier, which would feed me better. Getting shot is no good, though. Answer: The head. If I do it right, the gun is no more worry and I can eat the whole corpse.

Fire? Check. Ice? Check. Lightning? Check. I think some elemental convergence just happened, and it was AWESOME.

This makes me more nervous than excited. Portal is my favorite game ever, and it's going to be pretty hard to avoid a crippling case of Sequelitis. If Valve pulls it off, though, the results will be spectacular. Portal as more than a lower-budget side project? PLZGIVENAO.

Scattered throughout some cities and along the transit system, you'll find Freewares. These can be used to improve your abilities, though some of them are more useful then others, and there is a chance any given freeware is really a virus in disguise. You can also find Browsers, a subset of...

Instead of burning the child porn, how abut we burn the Protect Act?