Recent content by Kesash

OH GOD YES! I'm playing through this right now. Folks, this is one game you don't need to believe the hype about! I had more fun playing Starflight I & II (yes, I remember those!) *Realization Hits* Mass Effect is nothing more than a dumbed down remake of Starflight with pretty lights...

Cheeze, did you ever play MOO3? NOW THAT WAS SUCKAGE OF SEWAGE!!!

What do you expect from EA? It's par for the course from "E"xtreme "A"cquisitions (I'm being nice!) Release, Patch, rinse, repeat. (Heard in the background) "WE ARE EA! YOU WILL BE ACQUIRED! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!"

But... But... It's going to be patched! SOON! ROTFLMAO! I had totally forgotten about that game. I think the cardboard box got a higher score than the actual game... Wait... The box was actually better designed than the game. Mr. Dreck Notso Smart (yes, deliberately mis-spelled) your...

Back to the point of this thread before it gets way off center: I see this program from Microsoft as another way of impersonalizing parenting: Raising your child by remote control. Parenting, in general these days, has become a question of "Who will raise my child for me?" Starting with...

Beaker, You make it sound like I'm some kind of omnipotent tyrant (STOP THE KLINGON SALUTES! LOL!), but I hope you can see that I'm trying to prevent my son from getting into trouble (stuff that I did and got away with by the skin of my teeth). If those parents are so concerned about their...

Cheeze you ignorant slut... LOL I'm an old fart who grew up in an age without computers or TV in my room and my parents had 3 more kids after me. Gee... How did humanity ever get to this point of being able to procreate without having junior or juniorette being babysat by Mr. Bill and his...

Yeah, Mal. Back when Origin Systems (pre-EA buy) would put all kinds of nice swag in the box like a real cloth map and a little pewter ankh.

That'll be bigger news than the new OJ hearings!

If you're going to make kids, you need to be prepared to take responsibility for them, not expect the rest of the world to babysit for you. Either belly up to the bar or wrap that rascal! And you expect the same parents who can't even spell "XBox" to be able to figure out how to set this...

I guess he couldn't find any Imperial Stormtroopers to escort him. :insert "John Williams - Imperial March" here: Maybe George Lucas wouldn't give him the rights to use that for his entrance... }8þ

I guess the security costs were prohibitive... Wonder why?

Specifically designed for those lazy ignorant parents who can't tell time or program the time on a VCR... Oh wait! VCR's are dead now. Really now, are parents these days so disconnected from their kids that they have to have the Game Console tell the kids when it's time to quit playing and go...

The Vultures and Hyenas are leaving town! No more coyotes in coffee shops! F5CK 21! (V'rix Speak for those in the know!) I guess they found out Hugh Hefner lives in California now. No pity from me. Maybe they'll try to buy out U-Haul next for a game IP so they won't have to pay so much...

DAMN! So much for them putting out new games for the old Atari 800 I have stashed! I guess I'm stuck playing Ultima III on it on 5 1/4 floppy.